MOM I NEED MORE BEANIE BABIES, KELLY GOT BOOTIES THE CAT YESTERDAY
1. You do not know who won the Super Bowl last year.
2. You were genuinely interested in a girl’s relationship with her boyfriend, not because you wanted to fuck her.
3. You tell people Smirnoff Ice is your favorite beer.
4. You are in Art School.
5. You collected beanie babies as a child
6. You think it is funny to grind on dudes. Your friends tell you that you do it too much.
7. You use messenger bags instead of backpacks
8. You upload pictures to Facebook
9. You don’t notice when you sit on things
10. You bend over instead of kneel to tie your shoes
11. You think Lastings Milledge is a soup brand
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