Top 25 Rap Songs of 2010

25. Dipset- Salute

DIPSET CAME BACK! For like one song? The fuck? Whatever, we'll take it.

24. T.I.- Welcome to the World ft. Kanye West, Kid Cudi

Kanye may have the line of the year with "People ask me shit about illuminati, first off.... THE FUCK THAT MEAN?"

23. Chip Tha Ripper- Feel Good

This song got pretty big just as Summer hit, making it a great Summer jam, cause, you know, bitch we feel goooooood.

22. Lil Wayne- Gonorrhea ft. Drake

I seriously don't think Wayne and Drake can fuck up a song. Apologies to the ladies of Sigma Phi Zeta...

21. Drake- Show Me a Good Time

I'd love this song more if bitchezz didn't quote this in their facebook statuses...

20. Kanye West- Dark Fantasy ft. Nicki Minaj

Don't know what the fuck Nicki is talking about in the intro, but this song is dope as fuck and made the "Runaway" video automatically legit.

19. KiD CuDi- Erase Me ft. Kanye West

Considering everybody had the "ON AIR WITH RYAN SEACREST" version, I think he should've just left the DJ drops on the album. Sounds more like a '90s rock song but since when the fuck did Cudi rap?

18. Rick Ross- Blowin Money Fast (BMF) ft. Styles P

I want Rick Ross to do an album of lullabies so my children can enjoy his voice as well.

17. Drake- Fancy ft. T.I., Swizz Beatz, Mary J. Blige

Someone commented on YouTube, "No wonder T.I's Back in prison..he murdered his Verse." It kinda just sounds like his "My Love" verse. Never see this song in concert, cause Drake drags it out for like 25 minutes in a hour long set.

16. KiD CuDi- Mojo So Dope

GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A LIFESTYLE

15. Young Jeezy- Lose My Mind (Remix) ft. Drake

Now we're talking. The original was pretty sick, but Plies kinda needs to calm the fuck down. Drake brings some clarity to this beat. I don't know what the fuck that means but it sounds right.

14. Kanye West- Monster ft. Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver

Here's a verse-by-verse analysis:

Bon Iver- Doin some weird shit

Rick Ross- Sounding cool for about as long as you can handle him, which is like 20 seconds

Kanye West- Killing it and putting pussies in sarcophagi (plural of sarcophagus)

Jay-Z- Letting people know he used to sell drugs and now he's rich as fuck

Nicki Minaj- Confirming that having sex with her would last you about 45 seconds

Bon Iver- Doin some more weird shit

13. J. Cole- Who Dat

Easily the coolest music video of the year, all in one shot, doing much more cooler shit than in Beyonce's "Single Ladies" (outside of being verrry fine). BITCH I GOT DAT FLAAAAAAME!!

12. Chris Brown- Deuces (Remix) ft. Drake, T.I., Kanye West, Rick Ross, Fabolous, Andre 3000

I guess this was the "Forever" or the "Swagga Like Us" of 2010 (even though it's not ORIGINAL). ICE COLD LIKE MICHIGAN!

11. Lloyd Banks- Start It Up ft. Kanye West, Swizz Beatz, Ryan Leslie, Fabolous

You think this is too high on the list? FUCK no it's not, none of these other songs make you feel like you're fucking video vixens and poppin champagne all in an 8-bit Nintendo game. Thank you Kanye for telling us about your cougar-laden All-Star weekend. Now that you've done a song with Banks, I think it's time to do one with 50. Swizz Beatz, I don't know how you get on so many choruses.

10. Drake- Unforgettable ft. Young Jeezy

One of the classics on "Thank Me Later." No, I will not get off Drake's jock. The Aaliyah sample was dope.

9. Drake- Light Up ft. Jay-Z

THIS was one of Drake's realest flows ever. Jay-Z, you're cool, too I guess. Still don't really think that's a triple entendre, though...

8. Kanye West- Power

It brought back Kanye from that Taylor Swift bullshit. Should've been titled "Suck My Balls Taylor Swift." AND I SWEAR Kanye is making a coke reference in the second chorus, someone please tell me he's saying "I'm trippin off the powder."

7. Drake- Miss Me ft. Lil Wayne

Not as legendary as "I'm Goin' In" but I'm pretty sure everyone age 16-24 knows the Nicki Minaj line by now. I don't get this whole pussy sing-songy chorus thing that Drake does, though...

6. Waka Flocka Flame- No Hands ft. Roscoe Dash & Wale

THIS IS HOW YOU DO A CHORUS. LISSSSSSEN TO DIS TRACK, BEEEIYTCH. What an anthem for getting fucked up. I'm still in disbelief at how high this got on iTunes charts, I wasn't aware everyone was such a hoodrat. Disregard the completely wrong lyrics in the video.

5. Lil Wayne- Right Above It ft. Drake

I listened to this song on repeat for the entire day it came out. Absolute Drake & Wayne classic. I don't know what the fuck a Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow is, but it rhymes with who else really tryna fuck with Hollywood Cole, so.... that makes it cool as shiiiiiittt.

4. Kanye West- All of the Lights (Second Leak) ft. Drake

The official version is cool with Elton John and whatever, but this version was FIIILLLLTHY. I'm kinda sick of this whole Rihanna chorus shit after "Love The Way You Lie" and this version, especially with Drake's verse (which should be extended) (yes, I know I cannot suck Drake's balls any more, deal with it), is hood as fuck. Okay, it's not hood as fuck but the horns are more fitting without Fergie rapping on it or trying to figure where Kid Cudi is on the song.

3. Drake- Over

Drake's coming out track (extra homo). If the intro doesn't get you amped up, you either don't have a pulse, your parents just died, are deaf, are racist, or had a traumatizing horn/orchestra experience.

2. Kanye West- Runaway

And I always find, and I always find it hilarious when Kanye does this song live with Pusha T and does the "LOOK ATCHYA, LOOK ATCHYA, AND WE ALL LOOK LIKE BEAUTIFUL STARS TONIGHT" over Pusha's verse. This will be the song you put on in the bars at three in the morning ten years from now and drunkenly sob with the few remaining friends you have left. Kanye's an alright singer, but the whole thing should've been done in autotune with airhorns and featuring Sean Kingston (just kidding).

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Sorry,

I'm back.

I was in full screen, watching the sickest video ever.

Uh HUH,

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS:

1. Wiz Khalifa- Black and Yellow

Remixed wayyy too many times, an anthem for a city, catchy as fuck, and a single with no features. The beat is ferocious, the hook is catchy, and the song as a whole makes me want to tear down the highway in a Stealth Bomber with a 100 ft. sub strapped to my back, bumping this song. Young Khalifa Mane has the best rap song of 2010. I remember banging "Say Yeah" back in senior year of high school, and he's come a long ass way. 2011 will be a verrrry good year for him. Not like my opinion matters at all, though. Taylor Gang or Move to Darfur.

Honorable Mentions: Kanye West- Looking for Trouble ft. Pusha T, CyHi Da Prynce, Big Sean, J. Cole.... Cali Swag District- Teach Me How to Dougie (Remix) ft. Jermaine Dupri, B.O.B., Bow Wow, Red Cafe... Kanye West- GOOD Friday ft. Common, Pusha T, Kid Cudi, Big Sean, Charlie Wilson... Rick Ross- Aston Martin Music ft. Drake, Chrisette Michele... Gucci Mane- Gucci Time ft. Swizz Beatz... T.I.- Poppin Bottles ft. Drake... Snoop Dogg- That Tree ft. KiD CuDi

Fuck These Songs: Eminem- Love the Way You Lie ft. Rihanna... B.O.B.- Airplanes ft. Hayley Williams.... B.O.B.- Nothin' On You ft. Bruno Mars.... Eminem- Not Afraid... Nicki Minaj- Your Love... Ludacris- My Chick Bad ft. Nicki Minaj... DJ Khaled- All I Do Is Win ft. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross

Curveball

Curveball been added to sidebar becaue game is fucking awesme. However, the fourof us have downssyndrome, don't know how to make BIGGER

My New License Plate Number- 0OO00O

"H,ONE,J,K,L,M,N,ZEROOO"

Whoever invented numbers and the alphabet is fucking retarded. It makes me wonder if one guy did it or if there was a group of people deciding on it. It's a little more reasonable if it was just one guy, and everyone was like, "Hey, make us some shapes that look like the sounds we're making when we're talking, so we can use those shapes to draw and give to people so we never have to talk to them!" so the guy would just be like, "Okay fine... here's 26 shapes for sounds and 10 shapes for counting shit. I didn't look over it." and then that's how the alphabet was born and everybody in the history of the world was too lazy to change O's and zero's or 1's and I's and lower case l's so they didn't look exactly the same. Is it really that fucking hard? Could you really not think of any other shapes to use, like a square or a triangle?

The second most reasonable option would be if it was a group of people and they were just high as fuck and were like, "Dude. What if we made shapes for noises. And we called it the alphabet. Cue. Cuuuuuuuee. Cuuuuuuuuuuuue. Dude, it sounds like a circle with a line through the bottom right corner" and they were so high that they forgot that they already used a plain circle twice and a straight line three times.

The third option that is more retarded than John Travolta's son is that a group of sober people decided upon it. Like if they finally had all the shapes written down and were like, "Nope. I see nothing wrong with the alphabet and numbers at all. There would be nothing confusing at all if I was three years old trying to learn the alphabet and numbers and I had to know the difference between I, 1, and lowercase l, and if people called me an idiot for singing the alphabet by saying 'JKLMNZEROOOO.'"

In protest to the alphabet and numbers, I will request a vanity plate consisting of all zeros and O's, and then do the most illegal shit possible in my car. Nobody would be able to report my license plate because they wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

"911"
"Hey this guy was just doing donuts in front of the White House, bumping Bone Thugz-n-Harmony and shooting a rocket launcher out of his sunroof."
"Okay, can I get his license plate?"
"Umm, okay. Zero, Zero, O, Zero. No wait, I think that's an O. No, it's skinnier than the other circles...fuck... I can't tell! Who the fuck invented the alphabet?"

Hopefully you all will join me and get your own license plate made of all zero's and O's and we can start a gang called the circle gang.

Fuck Circus Peanuts

Fuck Circus Peanuts

10 Signs You're Gay

MOM I NEED MORE BEANIE BABIES, KELLY GOT BOOTIES THE CAT YESTERDAY

1. You do not know who won the Super Bowl last year.

2. You were genuinely interested in a girl’s relationship with her boyfriend, not because you wanted to fuck her.

3. You tell people Smirnoff Ice is your favorite beer.

4. You are in Art School.

5. You collected beanie babies as a child

6. You think it is funny to grind on dudes. Your friends tell you that you do it too much.

7. You use messenger bags instead of backpacks

8. You upload pictures to Facebook

9. You don’t notice when you sit on things

10. You bend over instead of kneel to tie your shoes

10 Signs You Suck

If you're a Nationals fan, then you'll definitely enjoy the WNBA. It's much less entertaining than the NBA.

1. You are wearing Ed Hardy

2. You have fixed a computer before

3. The only sport you played in high school was cross country

4. You are a big Washington Nationals fan

5. You have a blog

6. You have given a handjob

7. People who know you have given you more than four nicknames

8. You give a shit about politics

9. You check MySpace

10. You know where your rollerblades are and they still fit you

I FUCKD YO BITCH

Music Update

1. According to Universal Studios, Michael Bay will be making a five-hour-long remake of Lawrence of Arabia starring Martin Lawrence as Lawrence of Arabia...Queen just released the single for the upcoming soundtrack.

One of the worst songs I've ever heard. For some reason I listened to the whole thing and I will never figure out what the fuck I just listened to. They must play a lot of Prince of Persia or something...

2. THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING SONG I EVA HERD IN MY LIFE I FUCKED YO BITCH SOULJA BOI!!!


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